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Don't Drown Don't Drown

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very nice game! Great graphics, cool music, and a simple yet great concept that works. I like the rising water and the gliding, it's a fresh new idea that brings a new twist to platformers. Very addictive too!



Segway of the Dead Segway of the Dead

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I know it's April fools and all, but this game isn't funny or fun: pressing a single button as fast as you can to get points is fairly boring. I tried pressing D as fast as I could and I never made it past 0 points, after 5 tries, who's going to keep trying? I can't press the button any faster, sorry.



Reimagine :The Game: Reimagine :The Game:

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not great

Sorry but this game isn't exactly polished or well thought out. It's almost 100% random and no matter what you do it just goes on. There are no challenges, so it's not really a "game" in that sense. It's movie that makes you think you're playing a game. But for a movie it's not enough.

Try harder!



Shitty Fucking Art Game Shitty Fucking Art Game

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Bad excuse

Just because you state in the title that it's a shitty art game doesn't allow you to get away with it. If someone makes a crap movie and says it's a crap movie beforehand,that won't make the movie less crap.

This is probably a parody of art games, but the parody is not enjoyable, funny, or interesting to me. I don't find it relevant to art games. Every game is an art game, everyone who creates something creates art. Making a parody of a general phenomenon is not relevant. It's like making a parody of people in general. It's too broad. Also, I get the point: controls change all the time, you have no idea what you're supposed to do, there is no goal, and it's very annoying overall. This is probably done on purpose. But I don't care. It's annoying, thus I do not want to waste my time playing it.



Have Faith Have Faith

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I don't know what to do

I played around for a while, it's just a maze and I got bored before I could find anything. I tried standing in the same spot and then pressing A and L at the same time, absolutely nothing happened. I think a game has to at least make you feel like you're achieving something while playing instead of making you wonder "what the hell am I supposed to do?" for about 10 minutes, after which people will just give up.


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elacsy elacsy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good

It's good, but starting and re-starting the game is annoying and takes too much effort and time. Why isn't there just a "replay" button? Does it really have to annoy me with a "type in your name" dialogue that no one cares about, and then having to select the difficulty and then the mode and whatever, using a combination of the mouse and the keyboard? Can't I just replay with one click? Or then give me more than 1 life so that I don't have to go through the damn menu every time I die!



The Breach The Breach

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good

It's a pretty good game with good graphics and the responsiveness of the controls is great. However, the levels and enemies are mostly always the same and everything just repeats all the time without introducing new challenges really. Also, personally I don't like reading logs and missions and reports and stuff like that, I just like to play.



PixEvo - The Fountain PixEvo - The Fountain

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow

An amazing game and I really enjoyed playing it. The concept is unique and it's interesting that you can't even die and the goal is so simple, and yet it's still complex and very difficult!


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Space-ninja Space-ninja

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Awesome, simple and not too easy game!


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Looming Looming

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Quite bad

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, I walked around and found stuff, I don't know what the point of that is, then I found this circle and pressed X and apparently I finished the game. What?

I like the black and white pixel style, but other than that, I have no idea what this is.