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The Super Rope Solution The Super Rope Solution

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it! The style is great, and I think the message is also highly relevant to our society today: we buy smartphones, apps, computers, services, to make our life easier. But instead, we find ourselves dependent on these things without being happier, and without having more time for some reason. Going back is not an option, we can't just ditch these tools, it's too late.

"Life is short, so spend it wisely by watching TV!" genius :D


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grabbelfant responds:

Thanks man


KONY2012 KONY2012

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The animation is really good, and the first scene was actually quite funny! The part with the fat guy screaming didn't make any sense for me though, what was that about?



Salad Fingers Episode 9 Salad Fingers Episode 9

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing

This is truly an amazing episode of Salad Fingers. They all are, but this one is specially great! Very disturbing and very detailed, with great sound, animation and story as always. I like this music just as much as I did Boards of Canada and the rest! There is nothing helpful I can say because it's perfect!



what is this i dont even what is this i dont even

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It sucks

I'm giving it a 10 just so no one complains. Now I can express my opinion:
This, like many other front-page movies, sucks. It's not funny, interesting, well-made, thought out or researched in any way that is apparent to me. I found it a waste of time to watch and I feel mad at whoever featured it. Why? Because featuring something is like saying "hey, we watched it and we think it's so good that you should also watch it!". It's basically taking us users for complete idiots, which I do not appreciate very much.

That is to say, I feel bad for wasting even more of my time writing this comment, but I have nothing better to do, just like you had nothing better to do making this flash.

I'm sure you can do whatever you want, but why the hell does it get featured? Why advertise cr*p?

Anyway, dear Newgrounds, keep up the featuring of awesome movies that benefit everyone! Thanks.


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Short-Factor responds:

"It's basically taking us users for complete idiots."
Give that one some thought, you know, when you have nothing better to do.

Did you just fucking censor out the word crap? Where the fuck do you think you are, daycare?
FUCKING BITCH SMACK VAGINA LIP PENIS CUNT WHORE SHIT LICKING GOD FUCKING JESUS DAMMIT AL GORE HORNY COCK RAPE ASSHOLE MASTURBATING ANUS ATTACK... CRAP

you know what I just looked through your page and I may have sorely misjudged you.


Family Farm Family Farm

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good

You really did a good job with the voices, and the animal theme is quite appropriate. The characters all had something special and characteristic of them, which is good.


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The Bacon Factory The Bacon Factory

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Read below

Are you telling me that all it does is loop the same animation and count the number of times it looped?

I give it 2 stars because the animation quality was good, but no more since there is no point in watching it longer than 1 second.

Why was this featured by the way? I don't think that submitting a looping animation of pigs on a treadmill is original or innovative in any way. I mean you can do whatever you like, if you enjoy creating such an animation, that's fine. But I can also say what I think, since this website encourages that anyway.

I'm more surprised about the fact that this is on the font page rather than the fact that the "movie" itself is bad. I feel like it's taking advantage of the fact that people tend to watch movies on the front page more often than movies from anywhere else, so to my mind, people who are responsible for featuring stuff should only choose stuff that's worth watching, and I don't think I can trust what's on the front page anymore, it's becoming quite rubbish.

But as I've said, I'm not saying you shouldn't have made this, it's your right to create looping short animations of pigs on a treadmill.


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Cats Cats

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i liked it!

I liked the artwork and I think the music and the entire idea is sort of funny, in a strange way. It made me laugh, and that's already a good thing in my opinion.

It's short and doesn't have much animation (just zooming and some minor stuff) so I guess you could've worked a bit more on it, but still managed to make something interesting with not much effort!



Burnt Face Man 7 Burnt Face Man 7

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Best

This is my favourite BFM episode, it always makes me laugh... None of the scenes are too long or boring, and the humour is great. Detergent dan, Ariel Liquitab, Cradle of Filth, the vacuum cleaner and that grin on BastardMan's face while stealing the air... No one else has humour like this :)


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Burnt Face Man 9 Burnt Face Man 9

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Yes!

Great episode! Although I'd really like to see more of Suggestion Boy and more Bastard Man stuff :) That never gets old!



2012 in 30 seconds 2012 in 30 seconds

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cool

At least now I don't have to watch that film!

Your Flash is okay, but the animation could be better, and the whole thing could be a bit funnier, but I guess the film is too lame to make a good enough parody about it!


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