M8studios's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Super Rope Solution]

I love it! The style is great, and I think the message is also highly relevant to our society today: we buy smartphones, apps, computers, services, to make our life easier. But instead, we find ourselves dependent on these things without being happier, and without having more time for some reason. Going back is not an option, we can't just ditch these tools, it's too late.

"Life is short, so spend it wisely by watching TV!" genius :D

grabbelfant responds:

Thanks man

[what is this i dont even]

It sucks

I'm giving it a 10 just so no one complains. Now I can express my opinion:
This, like many other front-page movies, sucks. It's not funny, interesting, well-made, thought out or researched in any way that is apparent to me. I found it a waste of time to watch and I feel mad at whoever featured it. Why? Because featuring something is like saying "hey, we watched it and we think it's so good that you should also watch it!". It's basically taking us users for complete idiots, which I do not appreciate very much.

That is to say, I feel bad for wasting even more of my time writing this comment, but I have nothing better to do, just like you had nothing better to do making this flash.

I'm sure you can do whatever you want, but why the hell does it get featured? Why advertise cr*p?

Anyway, dear Newgrounds, keep up the featuring of awesome movies that benefit everyone! Thanks.

Short-Factor responds:

"It's basically taking us users for complete idiots."
Give that one some thought, you know, when you have nothing better to do.

Did you just fucking censor out the word crap? Where the fuck do you think you are, daycare?
FUCKING BITCH SMACK VAGINA LIP PENIS CUNT WHORE SHIT LICKING GOD FUCKING JESUS DAMMIT AL GORE HORNY COCK RAPE ASSHOLE MASTURBATING ANUS ATTACK... CRAP

you know what I just looked through your page and I may have sorely misjudged you.

[Terminator: Madness]

Not very interesting

The humor is very low in this one, not funny at all, slow, and nothing happens. We don't know what happens in Terminator 4 since we haven't seen it yet, so it's not a parody. It's not really making fun of anything specific either. And what's with the French accent??

brysew responds:

I'm not known Franch, this is really Russian accent :-) ! And, movie based on trailers, and other Terminator series ;-)

[Pico 09]

Woah

So why is this funny? A guy being gay with some kid, isn't that child porn actually? Anyway, why are gay jokes funny? It's more like gross to me... It's not gross in a funny way, but gross in a gross way, you know, like child porn, it's gross and not really funny.

Good animation though.

LazyMuffin responds:

Are you fucking kidding me?
"Isn't that child porn actually?"

You are a retarded person, and everything you said after that means nothing of importance.

[Siblings Untitled 01]

Uhm

1 point for the animation quality.
But like... wtf!

1. Why is the menu so weird? Why doesn't it play the movie when you press "Play Movie"? Why do you have to click the top part of the screen to play it? Is this funny?

2. Why does the guy keep repeating "playing runescape" so much in a funny voice? Why? Why is this funny? Who cares, really?

3. Why are those two guys riding in a thing on a rail and then fall off? Who cares? Seriously.

I understand that randomness is really trendy and it is funny sometimes in the right situations, but this isn't funny OR interesting in any single way.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Yay one point.
1: I was completely evil with everything in this flash. I guess you don't like evil. :(
2: It's an extension of a joke from Runesuck. I guess you don't like joke extensions. :(
3: It was the idea that came to mind when I heard the audio. I guess you don't like mine cart rides. :(

It makes sense to me, but I guess if you don't like it then you don't like it. I guess you don't like it. :(

(enjoys being a smartass :D)

[Greetings China]

So seriously

So now april fools is over, I want to ask, has china really unblocked Newgrounds or was that really a joke? If it was a joke, why is that funny? I mean it sounds completely possible and not weird at all...

LittleRena responds:

lol

[Leave Your Brain Behind]

Awesome

Awesome animation skills, and lots of patience too :D Good effects and I love the way water flows, and how objects collide and splash and bounce... etc... nice stuff!

KidneyThief responds:

Thank you, if you like the water effects you might like my last submission as well.

[Madness Psychosis]

Awesome skills

Really good animation skills and all!
Could you make a game like this? It would be awesome if you could control the character just like in this movie!

DeathW1ng responds:

Unfortunately, I'm a noob in actionscript

[It's Over Nine-Thousand!]

wtf??

I don't really get what this is about and it's too fast to see the images actually. And what and why is it over 9000? why 9000? What's the link between the pictures and the song and the whole thing? It's like making a slide show out of any 20 images that Google gives you for any keyword!

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Well for one thing you probably wont find any of these on Google, since none of them came from there.

Also learn your memes or get off the Internet lulz.